If I were a month, I’d be February.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a squirrel.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a huge, vintage table.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a carnelian.
If I were a flower, I’d be a blue rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be windy and sunny.
If I were a colour, I’d be bright blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be sadness.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a banana.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a place, I’d be a office.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like caramel.
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of strawberries.
If I were an object, I’d be a SLR. 
If I were a body part, I’d be a pinky finger.
If I were a song, I’d be FOB - Save Rock and Roll
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be desert boots.